As a frequent traveler to Bangkok, I’ve always been intrigued by the city’s vibrant mix of culture, cuisine, and, yes, its famous massage scene. On my latest trip in early 2025, I decided to venture into one of the more talked-about spots in the city’s nightlife: Analisa Massage on Sukhumvit Soi 6, also known as Analisa Nana or Tantra II. After reading mixed reviews online and hearing whispers from fellow travelers, I was curious to see what this place was all about. Spoiler alert: it was an experience unlike any other, and I’m here to share the highs, lows, and everything in between in this 1500-word review, written from the perspective of a curious wanderer.
Setting the Scene: Finding Analisa Massage
Bangkok’s Sukhumvit area is a sensory overload—neon lights, bustling street vendors, and the constant hum of tuk-tuks and motorbikes. Soi 6, a narrow alley just off Sukhumvit Road, is tucked between the more infamous Soi 4 (home to Nana Plaza) and Soi 8. It’s not the most glamorous street, but it has its own gritty charm, lined with bars, small guesthouses, and, of course, massage parlors. Analisa Massage is easy to find, just a short walk from the Nana BTS station, with discreet signage that reads “Tantra II” but is still widely known as Analisa. The location is convenient, especially if you’re staying in the Asok or Nana area, and it’s close to landmarks like Terminal 21 and Soi Cowboy.
I arrived in the late afternoon, around 4 PM, hoping to avoid the evening rush. The exterior is unassuming, with frosted glass doors and a small sign that doesn’t scream “erotic massage parlor” but subtly hints at something special inside. As I pushed open the door, I was greeted by a cool blast of air conditioning and a dimly lit reception area with soft music playing in the background. The vibe was relaxed but professional, and the mamasan (the woman managing the place) welcomed me with a warm smile and a menu of services.
The Menu: A World of Options
One thing that immediately stood out about Analisa is its extensive menu. This isn’t your typical Thai massage joint offering foot rubs and oil massages. Analisa specializes in sensual and kinky services, from tantric massages to prostate stimulation, body-to-body slides, and even more adventurous options like strap-on play or BDSM. The menu is clear and detailed, listing prices and durations (typically 60 or 90 minutes). For example, a one-hour full-service massage with a blowjob and sex costs around 2300 THB, while the famous four-hand tantric massage with a “glory hole” (more accurately, a milking table) is 3500 THB for an hour or 3800 THB for 90 minutes.
As a first-timer at Analisa, I felt a mix of excitement and slight overwhelm. The mamasan was patient, explaining the services in decent English and recommending the 90-minute tantric massage with the milking table for a “unique experience.” I appreciated her guidance, as the long list of options could feel daunting for someone not sure what they’re after. After some deliberation, I went with her suggestion, opting for the four-hand tantric massage, curious about the milking table that so many reviews raved about.
The Lineup and Choosing a Masseuse
After confirming my choice, I was led to a small waiting area where about eight women were introduced. The lineup was diverse—ages ranging from early 20s to late 30s, with a mix of body types and looks. Many of the women were from northern Thailand, with lighter skin tones, which is less common in Bangkok’s massage scene where darker-skinned women from Isaan dominate. While none were supermodels, most were attractive, with friendly smiles and a confident demeanor. The mamasan encouraged me to chat briefly with the women to see who I clicked with, which was a nice touch.
I ended up choosing two masseuses, let’s call them Noi and May, for the four-hand experience. Noi was petite, probably in her mid-20s, with a cheeky grin that put me at ease. May was older, maybe mid-30s, with a calm, professional vibe that suggested experience. Both spoke enough English to communicate the basics, which was reassuring. After a quick discussion with the mamasan to confirm the service details (to avoid any miscommunication later), I was led upstairs to a private room.
The Room and the Milking Table
The room was clean but basic, with a massage table in the center, a small shower cubicle in the corner, and a mirror on one wall. The lighting was soft, with a faint scent of jasmine in the air, creating a relaxing atmosphere. The standout feature was the massage table itself, which had a cutout near the center—Analisa’s famous “glory hole” or milking table. It’s designed so that when you lie face-down, your, ahem, equipment fits through the hole, allowing the masseuses to access it from below. It’s a quirky setup, and I couldn’t help but chuckle at the ingenuity of it.
Before starting, Noi and May asked if I wanted to shower first. The shower was small but functional, with hot water and basic toiletries. I appreciated that they joined me for a quick rinse, which helped break the ice and set a playful tone. After drying off, I was instructed to lie face-down on the table, and the real experience began.
The Massage: A Sensory Journey
The four-hand tantric massage was unlike anything I’d experienced before. Noi and May worked in sync, using warm oil to glide their hands over my back, shoulders, and legs. The strokes were slow and deliberate, more sensual than therapeutic, designed to build anticipation. The milking table came into play early on, with one of the women (I couldn’t tell who, as I was face-down) reaching under the table to tease and stimulate. It was a strange but thrilling sensation, amplified by the fact that I couldn’t see what was happening.
The tantric element was evident in the pacing—there was no rush, and the women seemed skilled at keeping things slow and teasing. They alternated between light touches, firmer massage strokes, and playful interactions, like sliding their bodies against mine. The four-hand aspect meant there was always something happening, whether it was a hand on my back or another under the table. At one point, May whispered something in Thai to Noi, and they both giggled, which added a lighthearted vibe to the session.
After about 30 minutes, they asked me to flip over, and the massage continued with more body-to-body contact. The women were professional but engaging, making small talk to keep things relaxed. I opted for a covered blowjob (as per Analisa’s policy), which was skillfully done, followed by full service with Noi while May assisted. The milking table wasn’t used in this part, as the action moved to the top of the table, which felt a bit awkward for “boom boom” (as one reviewer put it). Still, the experience was enjoyable, and the women’s enthusiasm made up for the slightly clunky setup.
The Good, the Bad, and the Quirky
Let’s break it down. The good: Analisa delivers on its promise of a unique, sensual experience. The milking table is a gimmick, but it works, adding a novel twist to the massage. The women were friendly, skilled, and attentive, and the tantric pacing was a refreshing change from the rushed “happy ending” massages you find elsewhere. The location is discreet yet accessible, and the price (3800 THB for 90 minutes) felt reasonable for what I got.
The bad: The room could use an upgrade— it’s functional but lacks the luxury of higher-end parlors like Tara Bangkok. The language barrier was minor but noticeable; I had to repeat my preferences a couple of times to ensure clarity. Also, the requirement for condoms during blowjobs might disappoint some, as it’s not explicitly stated on the website. Finally, the milking table, while fun, isn’t ideal for full service, making the latter part of the session feel less seamless.
The quirky: Analisa’s menu is a wild ride. From prostate massages to BDSM and toy play, it caters to niche tastes that you won’t find at every parlor. It’s not for everyone, but if you’re curious or adventurous, it’s a safe space to explore. The “glory hole” misnomer (it’s definitely a milking table) adds a humorous touch, and the whole experience feels like a blend of Bangkok’s cheeky charm and professional service.
Final Thoughts: Would I Go Back?
As I left Analisa, I felt a mix of satisfaction and amusement. It wasn’t the best massage of my life (that honor goes to a traditional Thai massage I had in Chiang Mai), but it was certainly the most memorable. The four-hand tantric massage with the milking table was a bucket-list experience, and I’m glad I tried it. For travelers seeking something beyond the standard oil massage, Analisa is a solid choice, especially if you’re open-minded and enjoy a bit of kink.
Would I go back? Probably, but I’d try a different service, maybe a one-on-one tantric massage to compare. I’d also book in advance via LINE to ensure my preferred masseuse is available, as the lineup can vary. My advice: clarify your expectations with the mamasan upfront, bring cash (you pay the masseuse directly), and tip generously if you’re happy (500-1000 THB is standard).
Analisa Massage is a microcosm of Bangkok itself—bold, playful, and unapologetically unique. It’s not perfect, but it’s an adventure worth having. If you’re in the city and looking to spice up your massage game, give Analisa a try. Just don’t expect a free table, despite what some blogs jokingly claim.
